Zines
Tram Haiku
♥ First print August 2011
♥ A collection of 10 haiku about Melbourne trams, made out of photocopied metcards that have been drawn and printed on.
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Galactic Regency Vampire Pirates
♥ First print June 2011
♥ After a nasty bout of bovine spongiform encephalopathy finishes off her beloved parents, Salina Blarnycroft is betrothed by her evil Uncle to the repulsive and spineless Earl, Timothy Tinderbits. But when dashing-and- possibly-supernatural pirate captain Julian Thunderstraight rescues her from her dreary existence and impending matrimonial doom, the two new lovers must flee the shadows of their turbulent pasts and overcome their fears on a journey that transcends stormy seas and the very laws of space itself!!
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How to Write a Mills & Boon-esque Bodice Ripper Novel
♥ First print July 2009
♥ Best-selling romance writer Leopoldina van Wowser-Ainwright’s incomparable treatise on writing your very own trashy paperback romance novel, from conception to cover letter.
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Extremely Essentialized Chinese Pocket Phrasebook for Foreign Interlopers
♥ First print July 2010, currently in print
♥ The Extremely Essentialized Chinese Pocket Phrasebook for Foreign Interlopers is every tourist and language fan’s must-have resource in the face of Chinese linguistic peril, with sections covering everything from shopping to camel hire, extra-marital affairs to deportation. Your days of hapless dictionary trawling are finally at an end! The key to successful communication, and indeed life, is contained within. Probably.
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